THE DUCHESS **
GEORGIANA SPENCER was born in the late 18th century. She came from an aristocratic English family and was of good breeding. Her niece was LADY CAROLINE LAMB, who was most famously entwined with LORD BYRON.
Georgiana is coltishly lovely, vivacious, intelligent. She is charismatically portrayed by the talented KEIRA KNIGHTLEY.
William Cavendish, the Duke of Devonshire (RALPH FIENNES), is actively looking for a suitable wife for one reason: a male heir to carry on the family name. The Duke has a decidedly wintry temperament. His blood has been fashioned out of Arctic storms and his deep green eyes glitter like cut glass. He is so desperately cruel and unfeeling that it goes far beyond the male domination that is his birthright.
It borders on the pathological.
When he tells Georgiana much later that he loves her “in the way that I understand love,” it’s difficult not to explode.
The Duke has a meeting with Georgiana’s scheming mother (CHARLOTTE RAMPLING). He wastes no time or energy in explaining what he really wants and her mother agrees to it. Georgiana is only 17 and reasonably sheltered. She can’t believe her good fortune. Especially when the Duke has only met her twice. How could he possibly fall in love with her so quickly? Her mother asserts that when it’s genuinely right, it doesn’t take long.
But the marriage is not what Georgiana expects. She’s young and full of life. She wants passion and romance. Even though she was sexually inexperienced on her wedding day, she realizes quickly that she’s getting the short end of the stick. The Duke is reasonably affectionate with his dogs. Otherwise he never talks to her or makes any attempt whatsoever to acknowledge her existence. He sleeps with her just enough to insure that a pregnancy may be possible.
But there are more indignities to come…
After being married for some time, Georgiana arrives at a particularly humiliating conclusion. Not only is the Duke not in love with her (he’s frankly incapable of such a treasured emotion) but he doesn’t find her terribly attractive either. He is totally immune to her incredible charms. All of them. After a chance encounter with an unclothed woman running from his bedroom, Georgiana understands that the Duke has no intention of ever being faithful to her.
A child arrives on their doorstep. She is the Duke’s illegitimate daughter Charlotte. She’s from a relationship that preceded the marriage. Georgiana is informed that she must take the girl in and treat her as if she were her own daughter.
When Georgiana finally has children, she gives birth to two girls. The Duke is not pleased.
There was nothing between Georgiana and the Duke from the beginning. Georgiana (despite her mother’s warnings) tries valiantly to assert herself outside of the marriage. Her options are very limited. Women are over 100 years away from voting or being acknowledged as persons legally in their own right. They are essentially their husbands’ property and are ultimately subject to any whims or wishes that he has.
But Georgiana, as the DUCHESS OF DEVONSHIRE, begins to blaze her own path. She becomes a popular icon of the day. Men adore her. Women want to be her. She travels in the most exclusive political circles, acting as an advisor and benefactor. She loves gambling and entertaining people with her wit and spirited personality. She is always dressed in the most lavish exquisite fashions, some of which she designed herself.
But Georgiana is weary. Her life is empty. She really has nothing.
She becomes good friends with a woman that she sees on her evenings out. Bess Foster (HAYLEY ATWELL) has marital problems of her own. She has three boys and her husband is abusive. Georgiana asks Bess to stay with her and her family.
To her great surprise and horror, this brings about the ultimate betrayal from both directions. The Duke takes a fancy to Bess and she becomes his mistress. Georgiana is outraged. They leave the house for a short time and then return with Bess’ boys. Then Bess and the Duke live in that home essentially as husband and wife – with Georgiana looking in from the outside.
The reason that the relationship survives is simple. Bess has a different personality and doesn’t mind being a doormat. Or, as she explains to Georgiana, “I don’t make any demands on him.”
But Georgiana still has not produced a male heir. The Duke forces himself on her sexually while Bess, fully aware, is in the same house. Georgiana finally gives birth to a son.
She expects that this will buy her some freedom and extra privileges. But that is short lived.
Georgiana was always intensely attracted to CHARLES GRAY (the excellent DOMINIC COOPER). She’s known him her entire life. She continues to see him at various functions and the two become increasingly close. When he finds out her marriage is a sham, it gives him the courage to act. Charles tells her how much he cares and how he longs to be with her. He has significant political ambitions and he thinks that they could be happy together.
Georgiana’s mother speaks to her disapprovingly about the torrent of gossip circulating. She insists that the Duke loves her and has been a wonderful husband to her. Is that how she shows her gratitude? The Duchess, for her part, doesn’t give a damn. She’s had enough. She just wants to be happy.
The Duke has a serious discussion with Georgiana. He says that when they married he only asked her for two things: a son and loyalty. Georgiana can not understand why male companionship of any kind is forbidden to her when the Duke’s mistress is living in their house and sharing the same bed with him. But, unfortunately, the Duke will give her no concessions.
Georgiana defies the Duke and has an affair with Charles. They are madly in love. Charles begs her to leave and start a new life with him.
When Georgiana tells the Duke of her plans, he informs her that if she leaves him, she will never see her children again. He will make sure that Charles’ connections are completely finished. He will not be able to raise any money, have any influence or be received in anyone’s home. His blossoming political career will be totally destroyed.
THE DUCHESS is based on the biography from AMANDA FOREMAN. Interestingly, GEORGIANA SPENCER is an ancestor of PRINCESS DIANA’S and there are a lot of relevant paralllels to be found in terms of the lives of the two young women.
As costume dramas go, it’s an incredible bore.
The acting is good across the board and it’s lovely to look at. It’s shot in deep, rich hues that are endlessly enveloping. The art direction is magnificent – enormous homes filled with sculpted marble and every other exquisite thing you could imagine.
The clothes (which were designed by MICHAEL O’CONNOR, who also did the stunning wardrobe on MISS PETTIGREW LIVES FOR A DAY) are particularly ravishing. You do get a distinct feel for the period. But that’s hardly enough.
This was a rather interesting story about a fascinating young woman who never lived up to her potential due to the time she lived in. She rolled the dice and lost. None of this was her fault.
Back then girls knew nothing about life or what they were expected to endure as women. Georgiana made a choice at 17 when she had no actual idea about her place in the world. It is particularly tragic that she had to suffer at the hands of such a horrible inhuman spouse when she was such a wonderful person with so many fine qualities.
The film is unbelievably gloomy and it’s not terribly involving.
(Incidentally, there are scenes where the characters are supposed to be naked. But you can’t see anything. This is hardly a sensual feast or any kind of a motion picture that will get you going. It’s just flat – like the most unwelcome withering pancake.)
Director SAUL DIBB exhibits a certain amount of potential. But he fares better with the splendid visuals and the actors than he does with the story. It’s just not compelling. The last hour is entirely made up of Georgiana fighting to get her way and the Duke opposing it. After this happens twice (with the Duke winning), you get the general idea. There is no dramatic tension or suspense. You know what’s coming.
THE DUCHESS is depressing and as dreary and dull as dishwater.
Definitively….

October 13, 2008 at 6:08 am
Yeah, I still want to see this at some point. Sorry you didn’t enjoy it more Miranda
October 13, 2008 at 6:20 am
Ah, Ms. M. That’s a bummer. I was actually looking forward to seeing this one.
I will confess that I only skimmed through the review, but something totally stood out: “This is hardly a sensual feast or any kind of a motion picture that will get you going. It’s just flat – like the most unwelcome withering pancake.” Can I say “genius”? I laughed out loud at that one!
October 13, 2008 at 6:20 am
Not a big deal, baby boy. A mutual friend (you know who I mean, Nicky…) recommended THE DUCHESS to me.
So I went on Friday night.
But film experiences are like that. You won’t know how you’ll feel about it until you go…and by then it’s too late.
Can’t like everything. It happens.
I’m still haunted by TELL NO ONE, a truly excellent compelling film that I saw for the second time on Thursday evening. It held up magnificently and I’m still thinking about it.
Incidentally, our good friend loved that. (I know you did too.) So we are definitely on the same page regarding that. As we usually are.
Differences of opinion don’t mean much to me. Happens all the time. What’s more important is that you can assert your opinion (however passionate) without being a jerk about it.
I can…and so can everyone else I know.
My friendships are much more important to me than that…
October 13, 2008 at 6:43 am
And this is why I love you, Goddess D….
You’re one of the people that’s referred to me as a “genius”. God knows I need all the help I can get.
It’s music to my leonine ears.
Truthfully, D, I HAD to put that in. EVERY GOD DAMN DAY I see these search deals in my WORDPRESS dashboard that people used to find CP.
“KEIRA KNIGHTLEY naked in THE DUCHESS.” “Love scenes in THE DUCHESS.” “Nude scenes in THE DUCHESS.”
Christ Almighty…
Show’s over, folks. KEIRA is NOT naked in THE DUCHESS. You can’t see anything. You can’t even really see the guys. So don’t go to THE DUCHESS thinking you’re going to get off. You’ll fall asleep. It’s boring.
If you’re horny, rent (or buy) BODY HEAT, THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING, DANGEROUS LIAISONS, CHICAGO, SCANDAL, BOOGIE NIGHTS, CARNAL KNOWLEDGE, SEX, LIES & VIDEOTAPE, LAUREL CANYON, THE WINGS OF THE DOVE or MONA LISA.
Classics/older films that’ll get you going: GILDA, DUEL IN THE SUN, BUTTERFIELD 8, CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF, THE GRADUATE or SOME LIKE IT HOT.
Or just get some porn. Either on pay per view or from some other source. Don’t have any recommendations, though. I tend to forget names in that particular genre.
Then get some fried chicken and margaritas and you can really go to town.
But don’t go see THE DUCHESS. It’s like taking the longest cold shower imaginable……..
October 13, 2008 at 8:12 am
or if you’re really horny do what this guy did…
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gfj2hWzjwSMA9LGzTQM8tk-NIYewD93IN0901
you can always count on florida.
October 13, 2008 at 8:20 am
Really, glim. What bloody brilliance.
Unbelievable…
Yeah, whatever…
If you have to have it and the odds aren’t looking too terrific that day (whether you’re in a relationship OR NOT – doesn’t seem to matter sometimes), then give yourself the ultimate gift – if you get what I mean – or go pay for it if you’re currently unattached.
You’ll end up paying anyway. No matter who you’re with.
Eventually…
October 13, 2008 at 12:43 pm
what was this guy thinking ??? if i shoot myself. she’ll never refuse sex again ?? (i’m thinking she’s gonna be more..now the time to end things before it gets taken to another level…)
also wonder if a lot more people are/wanting wishing to have sex with the female ?? is sex with her that good that the guy shoots himself in the arm not once/but twice to get over “no” ?? (oh well, he’s in jail now…so i don’t think ‘finding’ sex is gonna be to hard *ha ha* )
three….what was this guy drinking ??? what ??? and how much ??? i want to know…
four if the female he’s dating or whatever takes him back it’s because of this… He then stumbled into the kitchen before falling into the oven, knocking himself unconscious.
that’s so sweet.
he’s a real romantic….
so yes females i’m sure you’ve had guys say to you if they don’t have sex right now they’re gonna die. but they don’t die and they don’t shoot themselves *twice* in the arm either.
the new standard has been set !!!!!
October 14, 2008 at 2:00 am
“the new standard has been set!!!!!”
The new standard of idiocy, you mean. Hardy har har….
“(oh well, he’s in jail now…so i don’t think finding sex is going to be too hard. *ha ha*)”
“that’s so sweet. he’s a real romantic.”
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HAH.
I do adore you, glim. You’re funny as hell….
See, this makes absolutely no sense to me.
I don’t have to get into the mood. I’m all ready there.
I have been in almost constant overdrive since I hit puberty at 12. The ONLY TIMES I’m not sexually responsive are in the morning (which can be easily solved by just not going to bed – I mean…uh…sleep) or when I’m really sick. That’s almost never.
On a normal morning (as soon as it gets light out – say 6 or 7 AM until noon) all I want to do is rest. Soon as afternoon rolls around I’m ready.
So, unless I was with a guy who shared my temperament and my drive (and there have been a few…) then I was always the instigator with boyfriends.
“Oh…You don’t want to drive all the way home. It’s miles and miles and it’s so cold out. Wouldn’t you rather just come in for a while and relax?”
Ha ha. Yeah….
But I imagine a lot of peoples’ relationships are nothing like mine.
See, this is the thing, glim. I think the fool shot himself in the arm out of sheer frustration. He couldn’t get her to do what he wanted, he wasn’t about to force her (thank God…) and he just snapped. Plus he’d been drinking. Idiot.
There were ways around it. He certainly could’ve…um…relieved his own tension. Or (if she really wanted to – obviously she didn’t) she could’ve helped him out without actually having intercourse with him.
But they didn’t talk about it like reasonable adults and he had a massive fit – and those are the things that can happen. People HAVE TO TALK TO EACH OTHER.
Well, if he’s in jail now maybe he’ll have time to think. Sounds like he needs some serious counselling before he’s ever in another relationship again.
What an incredible dunderhead….
October 14, 2008 at 1:50 pm
So I’ve been going back and forth about whether I should read this or not, but I went with it. At this point I’m not going to see this movie. Once again I step past the period piece, probably to my own detriment…or maybe not!
Wow, this confirms what my worst expectations of the movie would be. Thanks for saving me the time…
LOL, your reply to Dorothy was hilarious. It was, in fact, “genius”…:-)
October 15, 2008 at 1:15 am
Well, I worship the Brits. I’m one Irish lass who actually does.
(The English and the Irish have had one hell of a contentious relationship over the centuries. Check your history out.)
You know this for a fact, Danny.
But I definitely DO NOT LOVE period. Period can be stuffy and very, very dull. So unless it’s unconventional in some respect or white hot or incredibly sexy or vivid…then I don’t generally dig it.
All the classic period films that I’ve adored (and owned) were rather edgy: HOWARDS END, THE WINGS OF THE DOVE, A ROOM WITH A VIEW etc.
I actually surmised that THE DUCHESS would be this lousy from the trailer. But there was one person that we know that thought it was great. It’s been a pretty dead fall for me film wise so I decided to take a chance. I have great affection for both of those personalities. Obviously we have a difference of opinion.
But I thought that THE DUCHESS was unbearable in a lot of respects and a total and complete waste of time. Nothing will set my teeth on edge harder than a lovely decent young woman being deliberately kicked in the teeth and made to suffer horribly for two hours while her no good bastard of a husband gets to have his cake and eat it too. Plus all the other benefits that went with it.
What was the point???? No thanks.
I do adore you for the “genius” comment, sugar. There’s nothing I like more than appreciation.
But seriously…
People are way too uptight about sex. If people want to go to THE DUCHESS for that, what does that say about what’s going on out there? Rent or find something genuinely stimulating.
Better yet, have a really hot night. Or a weekend. Or something. With someone that you care deeply about or with somebody that you absolutely lust after.
Life is short. Very, very short.
SEIZE THE DAY, MY WONDROUS READERS…
You’re welcome….
October 20, 2008 at 11:22 am
m. do people really want to see knightley naked ???
look how disappointed today and always the net was it saw natalie portman nude in hat short film. yes very very disaapointed.
and likely the same reaction if they saw the star of the duchess nude too. yeah…
October 20, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Do people (men, I imagine) want to see KEIRA naked?
Oh, believe me, glim. THEY DO. THEY REALLY DO…
That’s one of the reasons I was emphatic about the fact that you never see even an actual glimpse of KEIRA’S private areas in THE DUCHESS.
To this day, I get things in my WordPress Dashboard that tell me how people found CP – and I still see things like “Keira nude scene”, “Keira Nude in The Duchess”, “Nude Love Scene in The Duchess”.
It just doesn’t stop….
Doesn’t make a lot of sense to me. KEIRA is very attractive. But she’s not at all sexy to my mind.
I have defended KEIRA’S slenderness and body type repeatedly. I will continue to do so.
But – realistically – if I were a man, I wouldn’t be at all interested in looking at someone naked if she were that thin. It just wouldn’t appeal to me.
Even though I’m straight, I still think the best looking women are the va va voom chicks – the headturners that have that kind of powerful sensuality that can mow you down. Like ELIZABETH TAYLOR, AVA GARDNER, ANN MARGRET, KIM BASINGER or LENA OLIN.
The vast majority of men don’t like their women that thin.
BUT how much of this has to do with the fact that this reed slim girl is “film star KEIRA KNIGHTLEY”?
Probably a lot, I’d say.
October 21, 2008 at 9:31 am
Ha ha ha. HAH.
BAD SANTA, my darling Craig…?
Thought that line sounded familiar. Odd because I’ve never seen it.
It’s not a big deal, honey. I told you that away from the site.
I can see how it grabbed you by the way that you described it. You were drawn in to KEIRA’S situation by the pain she was going through and it moved you.
It just made me angry and depressed. Much more so because I was aware that this had been an actual woman’s existence and not just a meaningless screenplay that had no actual connection to anything.
I can’t even imagine the humiliation heaped on her by this unbelievably cruel spouse. Her best friend sells her out too. Then she has to give up the man she loves for…what? NOTHING.
This poor girl was gorgeous, lively, talented, ambitious. In another time she could’ve been anything. What a bloody waste. Such an unbelievable tragedy.
But our difference of opinion is not a big deal.
Well, you know that I prefer to be mysterious, Craig. Gives me more leverage at the end of the day.
You do realize that I have lived with guys and had two year relationships with other gentlemen that could NEVER figure me out? NOT EVER?
But I enjoy having you boys try. Keeps you on your toes.
Just as long as I stay one step ahead…
October 21, 2008 at 5:25 am
Well……..they can’t all be winners, can they?
I’m a little surprised it didn’t work for you on any level, but not shocked.
I didn’t like it as much as some people and it took me at least half of the film to warm up to it, but eventually it did. Around about the time where she decided to toe the line for the sake of her children, the emotion of it got me and I thought Ms. Knightley did a great job.
So anyway, my mission to pin down what Miranda looks for in a movie continues….