THE WAY THAT IT IS: MY GAME, MY RULES
This is the question of the day.
Is Tiger Woods an Irish Catholic?
Anyway…
AVA GARDNER is my hero for a wide variety of reasons. She was an iconoclastic maverick. She did everything on her own terms.
I can relate.
You know that PINK song U & UR HAND? Something tells me that AVA would’ve adored that.
One of the things that drives men crazy where I’m concerned (oh yeah…there’s more than one) is that they know I can be with whoever I want and that I’m fine on my own as well. So I can do whatever the hell I please. I have since I was two years old.
Welcome to the real world.
Would AVA have let all the BS get to her? I doubt it. She would’ve been too busy rolling around with FRANK.
She loved that man from the moment she met him until the day she left this earth.
Which brings me to this…
Many, many months ago (back in March, actually) I made a choice. As far as I’m concerned, it was the only one I could make.
It’s easy when your #1 is that clear cut. My commitment has never wavered.
This is it. Well past the horizon. As far as the eye can see…and beyond that. I’m totally aware of what makes me deliriously fulfilled. I know who has my best interests at heart.
This is my happy ending.
If someone doesn’t like the choices that I’ve made in my private life, that cuts no f’ing ice with me. Don’t let the door demolish you on the way out.
There’s worthy and then there’s meaningless. Go peddle it to someone who cares.
For our Friday musical highlight, I’ve chosen the gloriously appropriate BLEEDING LOVE by LEONA LEWIS.
Lyrics are a bit unorthodox. But I think they sum up what I’m feeling fairly succinctly.
So that’s that.
It’s a wild world out there, children. Stay safe this weekend.
It’s time for me to exit. You know which theatrical direction I’m talking about…

July 31, 2010 at 9:32 pm
cracks knuckles
*ha ha*
i just had to check out the lyrics to u & ur hand.
August 1, 2010 at 4:02 am
I adore you, glimby. Let’s run with this a little and then put it to bed.
For good.
Yeah, U & UR HAND is a fabulous song. It’s one of the greatest takedowns of all time.
Here are the complete lyrics:
Going out
On the late night
Looking tight
Feeling nice
It’s a cockfight
I can tell
I just know
That it’s going down
Tonight
At the door we don’t wait cause we know them
At the bar six shots just beginning
That’s when dickhead put his hands on me
But you see
I’m not here for your entertainment
You don’t really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop & take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it’s over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It’s just you & your hand tonight
Midnight
I’m drunk
I don’t give a fuck
Wanna dance
By myself
Guess you’re outta luck
Don’t touch
Back up
I’m not the one
Buh bye
Listen up it’s just not happening
You can say what you want to your boyfriends
Just let me have my fun tonight
I’m not here for your entertainment
You don’t really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop & take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it’s over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It’s just you & your hand tonight
In the corner with your boys you bet em five bucks
You’d get the girl that just walked in
But she thinks you suck
We didn’t get all dressed up
Just for you to see
So quit spilling your drinks on me
yeah…
You know who you are
High fivin and talking shit
But you’re going home alone aren’t ya?
Cause I’m not here for your entertainment
You don’t really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop & take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it’s over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It’s just you & your hand tonight
I’m not here for your entertainment
You don’t really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it’s over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It’s just you & your hand tonight
Here’s the way that it is.
Are there a lot of fake phony whores in the entertainment industry? Quite a number, I’m sure. But lying amoral sleazeballs with their own little boys’ club on top of it all? That’s even more disgusting.
My long time admiration was based on a personality that’s not even real. Doesn’t matter to me how someone got to be the way that they are. My sympathy for anybody is completely obliterated when they try to mess with me or anyone that I care about.
My reputation as a passionate lion precedes me. It’s all true. But why would I – lovely sensual creature that I am – use up all my intensity and expertise on some scuzzy meaningless nonsense? So someone can tell the world about it?
I’m thinking about one pathetic lardass in particular.
Get it through your thick skull. It’s never going to happen. No matter what.
Some women are just too smart to be led into that trap.
Let me see…
No respect. No caring. No decency. No friendship. No love. But I might end up with something else I’d never get rid of.
It’s a very easy decision to make.
I never thought I’d say this. But I will. Here and now.
NBC was right.
Karma really does exist.