Archive for April, 2008

ROLLING STONE’S 100 GREATEST ARTISTS OF ALL TIME (PART I)

Posted in Music on April 30, 2008 by Miranda Wilding

ROLLING STONE has an immensely interesting article that I just came across. They’ve named THE 100 GREATEST MUSICAL ARTISTS OF ALL TIME. They’re calling them THE IMMORTALS. (I know. Another arbitrary list.) But the kick to this is: they’ve gotten people in the music business (sometimes very prominent, famous men and women) to comment on each and every one of the entries as a tribute to them.

So, as particular examples:

98. ROXY MUSIC BY JOHN TAYLOR

97. DIANA ROSS & THE SUPREMES BY ANTONIO “LA” REID

75. THE EAGLES BY SHERYL CROW

64. THE KINKS BY PETER BUCK

61. TINA TURNER BY JANET JACKSON

53. ERIC CLAPTON BY LITTLE STEVEN

That’s only #100 – #51. I’ll put the other 50 up tomorrow.

To see that portion of the list in its entirety, please go here

EW’S SUPERIOR BOOK/INFERIOR FILM COMPARISON

Posted in Film on April 30, 2008 by Miranda Wilding

EW has a photo gallery of films that they feel are largely inferior to the books that they’re based on. I must admit that, in almost every case, I wholeheartedly agree. There is only one particular instance where I actually read the book. But this is (for the most part) a serious group of lousy movies. The literary versions should certainly be vast improvements.

I adored THE GOLDEN COMPASS. Never read the books.

I actually enjoyed TROY (for what it was, not what it could have been). Didn’t read The Illiad.

The Bridget Jones sequel (unlike the first film) is horrifically bad.

I have mixed feelings about Eyes Wide Shut, particularly since it’s Mr. Kubrick’s final film. There was a tremendous amount of food for thought in that motion picture (concerning what really constitutes infidelity, the role of fantasy in relationships and exactly where you draw the line when you find yourself attracted to someone else besides your primary partner) but it never actually gelled correctly for me. I’m all for provocative films, but EWS really hedged its bets.

The Rules Of Attraction is one of the worst movies I’ve EVER seen. Any time. Anywhere. I’m bloody grateful I saw it on television. ANY BOOK would have to be better than that ungodly trash.

The Human Stain was, apart from wonderful performances from ANTHONY HOPKINS and NICOLE KIDMAN, terribly mediocre.

I actually have read THE BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES. That was superb. Definitely one of the most profound and well written books I’ve ever come across. The movie is a mess.

The Cotton Club is filled with exceedingly glamourous people in equally gorgeous surroundings. It’s also gloriously beautiful: lots of incredible singing and dancing and the blazing hot chemistry between DIANE LANE and RICHARD GERE. In its strong moments, it’s dazzling. But it is rather flawed. It simply can’t sustain the excellence all the way through.

If anyone has any opinions (regarding either the film or literary versions), I’d love to hear them. To access the photo gallery, please go here

COACHELLA PHOTOS

Posted in Music on April 30, 2008 by Miranda Wilding

EW has a photo gallery with a variety of snapshots from California’s Coachella festival. Subjects include: JACK WHITE (who was appearing with his band THE RACONTEURS), PORTISHEAD and GLEN HANSARD.

To take a look, please go here

COACHELLA: PRINCE’S DESERT REIGN

Posted in Music on April 29, 2008 by Miranda Wilding

I’ve never been to COACHELLA. But I do LOVE PRINCE. I saw him live many years ago when I was very young. Too much of a kid to really appreciate it, I think. Believe me, though, seeing him perform in person is an experience that you won’t ever forget in this lifetime.

PRINCE played COACHELLA last Saturday night and apparently blew the crowd away. Wish I had attended. I’m sure it was amazing. SHEILA E WAS THERE. SHE PLAYED THE DRUMS AND SANG THE GLAMOROUS LIFE. Oh Lord, it must have been sheer heaven.

PRINCE sang U GOT THE LOOK, SEVEN, ANOTHERLOVERHOLENYOHEAD (definitely my song) and LITTLE RED CORVETTE (HELL YEAH…).

To find out more about this thoroughly awesome evening (including the complete set list), EW has more here

CARLY SIMON: ELEGANT COOL

Posted in Music on April 29, 2008 by Miranda Wilding

I grew up adoring CARLY SIMON.

With that rich, sultry voice, she’s one of the coolest women in the entire universe. She’s lived the highest highs (wealthy girl born into the prestigious SIMON & SCHUSTER publishing family, a celebrated marriage to JAMES TAYLOR, phenomenal success as a singer/musician, an Oscar for Best Song) and the lowest lows (divorces, breast cancer) – and she survived it ALL.

YOU’RE SO VAIN is the quintessential Carly Simon song. It brims with sly pride, dark wit and monumental cleverness. She never did reveal who the song is about. That’s one of the reasons it will live forever.

That stirring beginning is unforgettable. When you hear that unmistakable bass line and her huskily whispered, “Sonofagun,” that has to be one of the sexiest things ever in rock and roll history. Ms. Simon will be remembered for much. But YOU’RE SO VAIN will definitely be at the very top of the list.

Carly has a new CD about to be released. It has a strong Brazilian flavour to it. It’s called THIS KIND OF LOVE.

For more details, please go here

THEN SHE FOUND ME **

Posted in Film Reviews on April 28, 2008 by Miranda Wilding

APRIL EPNER (HELEN HUNT) is dangerously close to 40.

She will be exactly that on her next birthday and it is steadily approaching. She has been reasonably happily married for several years to BEN (MATTHEW BRODERICK), a man she adores. They live a resoundingly middle class life in New York state, teaching at the same elementary school.

April has always wanted to be a mother. Being with children day to day on the job is only intermittently fulfilling. She wants to have at least one baby before it’s too late. She’s been actively attempting to get pregnant and, for whatever reason, it’s just not happening.

One evening she arrives home and Ben tells her that he wants to have a serious discussion. Bursting into tears, he informs April that he has no desire for this type of life. He’s not interested in being a father or having a family. That kind of responsibility is too much for him. He needs to end the marriage.

April can’t believe her ears. She never saw this coming. But what the audience begins to understand is that April is sexually impulsive. She sees her passion as an extension of a profound solid bond. She is completely impervious to the fact that the physical side of a relationship doesn’t always stabilize it. Ben is in her age bracket but he’s astoundingly restless and immature. He leaves the house and moves back in with his mom.

April’s mother, who adopted her as an infant, is currently hospitalized. The day after her marriage breaks up, two highly significant things happen in April’s life. Her mother dies. She also meets an incredible man who appears to have everything she would want if she were confidently single and not going through all of this hell.

His name is FRANK (COLIN FIRTH) and he’s the parent of one of her students. Frank’s chronically unfaithful wife finally left him nearly 18 months ago for one of her numerous lovers, leaving him to care for their two children. He’s an aspiring writer. He and April are attracted to each other immediately but they’re both acutely aware that this is not the ideal time for either of them. Though they’re equally wary, the pull is strong and April sees a lot of potential. Frank is decent, kind and a great dad. They begin spending time together trying to figure out exactly how this should go.

Into the middle of this supreme mess walks BERNICE GRAVES (BETTE MIDLER), April’s birth mother. Bernice, of course, has no clue what April’s life is like or that she picked the worst possible time in 40 years to make contact. Bernice is a slightly eccentric, touchy feely New Age type. She’s a successful morning TV talk show host who had April when she was 15.

Bernice turns out to be not quite as truthful as April needs her to be. She tells Bernice on a number of occasions that she has no interest in continuing the relationship. But the crises keep piling up instead of dissipating and Bernice is only too happy to be there for her.

Finally April and Frank go out on an official first date. They end up sleeping together. Shortly after that, April finds out that she actually is pregnant – and it’s Ben’s.

The remainder of the movie has to do with how April gets through the following months and what decisions she makes regarding her primary relationships.

HELEN HUNT has a likable everywoman quality. However, she has a rather limited range. So she definitely needs far more than a pleasant persona to realistically portray a character in any acting project that she may undertake. She can’t rely on her girl next door charm. Her performance here is less than impressive.

THEN SHE FOUND ME is an adaptation of the novel by Elinor Lipman. HELEN HUNT coauthored the screenplay. This also happens to be Ms. Hunt’s directorial debut.

COLIN FIRTH is perfect as FRANK. He is completely believable as an endearing, lovable, somewhat cranky Brit who would move heaven and earth for April. He is far better than this film deserves. Watching BETTE MIDLER (marvelously talented as she is) trying to make sense of BERNICE is difficult at best. She is completely and utterly wasted.

SALMAN RUSHDIE plays April’s gynecologist – fabulously. He’s a natural. It’s unfortunate it had to be in this movie.

It would be lovely to state that Ms. Hunt’s direction showed some kind of potential. But, unfortunately, that is NOT the case. The picture’s a hybrid. But it’s mainly a comedy and painfully unfunny. The cinematography looks like a washed out 70s television movie. The score is clunky and annoying and the original songs are no better. The ending is entirely ridiculous. There are some terrific actors giving fine performances but to say that they’re slumming would be the height of good manners.

THEN SHE FOUND ME is a disaster of minor proportions. It’s ultimately too mediocre and inconsequential to hate. A day after you’ve seen it you can barely remember the details. Or anything else about it.

It won’t be the worst movie released this year. But it will definitely be at the very bottom of the pile.

THE OTHER BOLEYN GIRL ***

Posted in Film Reviews on April 27, 2008 by Miranda Wilding

In 16th century England, intrigue was the order of the day among royalty and the aristocratic set.

HENRY VIII (ERIC BANA) is the current ruler. His previously happy marriage to the Spanish queen KATHERINE OF ARAGON has become impossible. She can not provide him with a male heir. The Duke of Norfolk, who is close to the King, is sure that it is only a matter of time before he finds himself a mistress.

The Duke’s sister LADY ELIZABETH HOWARD (KRISTIN SCOTT THOMAS) is married to Sir Thomas Boleyn. They have two lovely young daughters, ANNE (NATALIE PORTMAN) and MARY (SCARLETT JOHANSSON). LADY HOWARD and her family are struggling financially and have little influence.

As a cold blooded solution, the Duke proposes that Anne should be offered up to the King as an alternative to his intolerable situation. After the affair has ended (even if she has a child), Anne can be married off to a wealthy eligible man with a title.

For her part, LADY HOWARD is violently opposed to any of these machinations. She loves her girls, wishes them to be happy and to have complete autonomy over their own lives. But she’s overruled at every turn.

When Anne is approached with this arrangement, she is incredibly insulted. But it does become more intriguing over time. She decides that a marriage to an interesting man with excellent prospects might be worth getting involved with the King.

The girls are almost the complete antithesis of each other in both personality and appearance. Anne is dark, fiery, impulsive. She will do exactly as she pleases whenever she wants. She is also a savage manipulator and capable of great cruelty. Anne has the devil in her. Anywhere there’s trouble, she will find it. If she doesn’t start it first.

Mary, the younger sibling, is fair haired, shy, sweet and blessed with an uncomplicated loving nature. She is completely unaware of her own attractiveness and blends quietly into the background whenever she can.

A hunting party is arranged so that Anne might catch Henry’s eye. She does. Immediately. They go off riding together but the King is injured while trying to keep up with her. Knowing that things are now at a particularly precarious stage, the Duke begins to put pressure on Mary. Mary wants nothing to do with this.

She has recently married SIR WILLIAM CAREY and is genuinely happy with him, far away from the merciless politics of court life. She agrees – with extreme reluctance – to tend to the wounded Henry. He is intensely attracted to Mary and he makes it clear to her family that he has chosen her as his consort.

Mary is fond of the King but she is completely unwilling to go through with it. She wants to remain William’s wife and to live a simple existence in the country. In her opinion, no good can come from any of this. But the wheels have all ready been set in motion.

Her family’s debts have been paid. Her husband and her brother George have been given important influential positions. There is no going back. This is her future. She and Anne are installed in the palace as Katherine’s ladies in waiting. Katherine senses at first meeting just how apt this description of the two young women actually is.

Anne secretly marries Henry Percy, someone who she has been wanting for some time. When her family finds out, they are all furious with her. Henry Percy is to be part of an arranged union with another girl from a prestigious family, something Anne was aware of and couldn’t care less about. As punishment, the marriage is annulled and Anne is banished temporarily to France until she learns how to behave and to take proper direction.

Mary becomes the King’s mistress. She falls in love with Henry and has a child with him. After several months, Anne returns from France. She decides that she wants Henry and a particular plan has formed in her mind. Her new ambitions are much too strong to be denied. Completely oblivious to her sister’s feelings, she realizes that the romance between Mary and the monarch is doomed in any case. Mary is merely a diversion to be dispensed with. She is not Henry’s spouse.

Once Mary is perceived by the King as the mother of his child – rather than a delicious wanton woman – he will tire of her and then Anne will strike. She will make it very clear that she is available for whatever the King wants.

Anne, it turns out, is eminently correct. Mary loses her appeal quickly after having the baby. Henry has apparently never forgotten the tempestuous brunette. Anne appears at court wearing an overwhelming emerald green dress and spars with Henry. From that particular point, the pursuit is on.

Anne has her moment and makes the most of it. She will not give in to Henry’s sexual advances even though it takes every last bit of her self control to refuse. When she realizes that Henry will pull out all the stops to be with her, she puts her foot down. She wants Mary and her child sent home to the country. She wants Henry’s marriage annulled and Katherine banished to a nunnery. She will not sleep with Henry until she is his wife.

She will be Queen…or nothing.

Henry has no problem disposing of Mary. But ridding himself of Katherine is a larger and much more difficult dilemma. He can not have that marriage annulled unless he breaks with the Catholic church – and that is unheard of. It would be unprecedented and unacceptable.

But Anne must have what she desires – and Henry must have Anne. So Anne becomes Queen.

But all of her unbreakable will and keen strategizing will not change anything. Henry is not only her husband, but the King – and a man. When loyalties shift, Anne will inevitably have far more to lose.

THE OTHER BOLEYN GIRL is based on the novel by Phillippa Gregory. Though the film is supposedly historically inaccurate, it is, for all its standard melodrama, wildly entertaining and absolutely stunning to look at. It is filmed gorgeously in deep rich saturated hues.

But there is also a very striking scene where people ride horseback on a beach. The light blues and mauves blend elegantly with the burnished sunbeams. SANDY POWELL’S costumes are exquisite and the art direction is superb. The score is lush and haunting. Justin Chadwick, who directed, definitely knows how to do the period justice.

Eric Bana’s Henry is fine for all his petulance and brooding. But it would have been helpful to have more insight into what the King was actually thinking. The screenplay, unfortunately, is not terribly descriptive or supportive of that kind of performance.

The rest of the acting (barring one major exception) is superb. ANA TORRENT definitely makes an impression in her small role as KATHERINE OF ARAGON. BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH and JUNO TEMPLE are both excellent.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON gives the best performance she’s given since Match Point. She is absolute perfection, including her accent. For some reason, Scarlett is very accomplished at playing innocents. (She was also excellent with a similar character in THE GOOD WOMAN.) She does extraordinary work here.

There is no doubt that Ms. Johansson possesses classic old Hollywood glamour and a distracting sexiness that many people would find superior to Ms. Portman’s exceptional attractiveness.

But Scarlett makes you believe, through the sheer power of this performance, that Natalie is the infinitely more beautiful desirable one. Scarlett’s muted manner, her simple quietness and her reserved body language all add up to someone who, if she isn’t plain, certainly perceives herself to be. Mary isn’t confident or charming. She’s gentle, down to earth and utterly devoid of all pretensions. Scarlett is gloriously subtle in her magnificent brilliance.

NATALIE PORTMAN, on the other hand, never seems to get a handle on her character. Her accent is off. She’s gorgeous but she never draws you in. Though she struggles to make the most of this challenging role, it’s ultimately for nothing.

Probably the best acting in the entire film is by KRISTIN SCOTT THOMAS. Her LADY HOWARD is resolute, outspoken and has a serious moral compass. She wants far more than to see her daughters served up like cattle and used by more powerful men for their loveliness and abundant sensuality. She does as much as she can. But the time period is vehemently against her. She would be a force to be reckoned with today.

The ending of this film is fantastic. You see closeups of the characters explaining what their various fates will be. The very last sequence parallels the first one that you see on screen, which is a group of little children playing in the sunlight.

Then this subtitle appears:

Henry’s fear of no available heir to succeed him turned out to be unfounded. His child reigned over England for forty five years. But it was not a son who rose to this position, but a daughter – the strong red haired girl Elizabeth.

On behalf of all the strong red haired girls on this planet, I say amen to that…

INTERVIEW WITH JOAN JETT

Posted in Music on April 26, 2008 by Miranda Wilding

I have an exclusive interview with my goddess, the Queen of rock and roll, JOAN JETT. She dishes about her upcoming greatest hits CD, American Idol and fashion in general. (It seems she’s partial to BALENCIAGA.)

Lord, I worship the ground this woman walks on…

To have a look, please go here

LINDA EASTMAN McCARTNEY’S PHOTOGRAPHS

Posted in Entertainment News on April 25, 2008 by Miranda Wilding

PAMELA ANDERSON & SIR PAUL
PAMELA ANDERSON & SIR PAUL

Before the late LINDA EASTMAN married SIR PAUL McCARTNEY she was a very talented photographer. She used to take a lot of pictures of people involved in the music scene.

Beginning today, at the JAMES HYMAN GALLERY in London, there will be an exhibition of her wonderful work. ROLLING STONE has a photo gallery available. Her subjects include MICK JAGGER, JIM MORRISON, JOHN LENNON and JANIS JOPLIN.

To view, please go here

STEAMY THRILLERS

Posted in Film on April 25, 2008 by Miranda Wilding

I’ve always been a big fan of sophisticated thrillers. I have a huge affinity for that particular genre. If they’re hot, so much the better.

EW has 18 for your perusing pleasure. My favourites from this list are: BODY HEAT, THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY, 9 1/2 WEEKS, BOUND, DRESSED TO KILL, HENRY & JUNE and THE END OF THE AFFAIR.

To take a look, please go here